Obie, please.

A real, true, gen-you-wine entry in this quarter's Oberlin Alumni magazine. Only the name has been changed.

Owen Obie is living in a yurt on a farm in Maryland while he works on his master of science degree in herbal medicine from Tai Sophia Institute. He also plays the Chinese pipa with a local group.

I hope this is a brilliant parody on the Oberlin stereotype. I fear it is not.