Monday, July 26, 2010

Quote of the day from the obit du jour

He was apprehended and identified as the intruder on the evidence of two bruises that exactly matched the horns of the family's pet gazelle, which must have butted him, but complained bitterly about Mrs Bailey "behaving in an unladylike manner, coming downstairs like that in her nightdress".

The "he" in question is the man who attacked the subject of our obit, Ronald Bailey, "Diplomat who was almost assassinated in Yemen and offered succour, but no visa, to Jesus Christ."

I hope Joan Bailey, who died in 2001, got a fabulous obituary send-off too.

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