Sunday Funnies

I don't think I can do better than recommend you read The Bloggess' story of being stabbed by a chicken.

Excerpt:

Went to the ER this morning. Explained the situation. They wrote “Stabbed by chicken” on my chart. Then they asked if I had any “psych issues” and I thought they said “psychic issues” and I was all “Like, can I read your thoughts?” Then they put me in a private room. Lesson here? If you fake mental illness you’ll get better service.

Have a beautiful Sunday!