'Tis Talk Like a Pirate Day--arrr! T' celebrate, I hereby proclaim that I wish t' be known this day as Cap'n Rachel Bloodbath. I further proclaim t' ye that ye should hie your lazy landlubber guts over t' t' Pirate Name Generator and find your own Piratey Name. Arr! Then join me crew with a hearty "Aye aye" below.
I hope ye be celebratin' a Pirate Eucharist today. Th' gospel this mornin' is enough to warm the cockles of any good scalawag's heart. Arrrr-men.