Today's teaser is from Carol Burnett's hilarious autobiography, This Time Together.
[Upon meeting Jimmy Stewart for the first time:]
Trying to be funny or flip or whatever it was, I gave a stupid little salute and piped up with what must be one of the dumbest things I could've come up with: "Well, guess it's time to tie on the ol' feedbag!" With that I whirled around and stepped off the two-foot-high set right into a bucket of whitewash.
It's completely delightful.
Bonus: here's Carol singing her early hit "I made a fool of myself over John Foster Dulles."
Bonus bonus: review of my last Teaser, Wrong, is the entry below this.