Sunday, July 21, 2013

Headline: "Man acquitted in romantic bear-spray squabble"

Lead: "A San Francisco man was acquitted Thursday of breaking into his ex-fiancée’s house and assaulting her new lover before getting sprayed with bear mace by a shirtless neighbor."

And the story just gets better from there. Three words (or maybe two): hacky-sack circle.


piman said...

I bet the shirtless neighbor wa Geraldo!

LKT said...

I hadn't thought of that! I bet you're right.