Thursday, July 4, 2013

4th of July Safety Tip

Because we care.


Yes, your duty as a patriotic American does not include using any bodily orifice as a launching pad. Just remember that.

More details on the fraternity brother (natch) who established this timeless truth here and here.

Have a wonderful 4th of July, wherever you are.


h/t to legal eagle Laura Talley Guyer for sharing this story.

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