Sunday, July 17, 2011

Sunday Funnies, July 17

“What the hell is wrong with me!?”
That’s what you’re thinking, isn’t it? You woke up in a drainage ditch covered with skin ulcerations and nasty flesh wounds. Your body is numb and your memory is foggy. Someone tried to give you medical attention, but you repaid their kindness by savagely killing them and eating their brain.

“Did I just do that?”

Yes, you did. You did it because you must. You are a zombie, my friend, just like me. Though most zombies are slow and stupid, the fact that you are reading this tells me that you are different. Some of us are. Welcome the PACE virus apocalypse.

“What Now?”
Stick with me; I’ve been through it. I will show you what you have become. I will teach you how to hunt and kill. You will wear your tattered flesh like a uniform in the war against the uninfected.

J.D. McGhoul was a Midwestern, working-class lab assistant before being killed and reanimated by a PACE virus infection. Now a zombie author and activist, he divides his time between eating brains and educating the zombie public at large. Being one of a small minority of zombies who have retained their intellect and bodily speed, he recognizes his responsibility to give something back. McGhoul sees it as his mission to teach zombies what they have become, to show them how to hunt and kill, and to encourage them to wear their tattered flesh like a uniform in the war against humanity.

Available from Amazon and as an iPad app. You can also check out a helpful brain-eating tip in the video.