Well, thanks to the Wisdom Panel (R) Dog DNA test (oh yes there is), we have either a) learned about Gromit's mysterious past or b) been sold an excellent story.
First of all, can I just say I cannot believe we got any DNA sample out of Gromit at all. According to the directions, we were supposed to swab the inside of his cheek with a little brush that looks like a mascara applicator for 15 second. If we got three seconds, I'm amazed.
But apparently, it was enough, because here's what they came up with:
Gromit is...(drumroll please)
a Standard Wirehaired Dachshund, American Staffordshire Terrier, English Springer Spaniel, Kerry Blue Terrier, Miniature Poodle MixWell, obviously.
Here's the official lineage, according to our results:
Call the AKC! Now that we know the magic formula, we can start churning out Gromits like crazy.
Or maybe we'll just enjoy the one and only Gromit that we have.