The Happiest Ballpark on Earth

I went to the game...Tuesday? I don't know, I lose track. And it struck me how very theme-park-like Angels Stadium is. Check out those cap porticoes and the baseball bat girders:

Even the staff were Disney-like in their welcoming friendliness. I got a high five from the guy who checked by purse for weapons, and at the empty turnstile when I asked if I could go in there, the ticket guy said, "Only the best people get in this way."

All I can say is, this ain't Oakland.