Just turned on the television and saw this ad for "Snuggie! The blanket with sleeves!" A fine and useful thing I'm sure, but it is too humiliating to contemplate.
"Ideal for those drafty dorm rooms" my eye. No college student would be caught dead with one of these. Sporting events? Toasting marshmallows? These people deserve Oscars for donning this thing without looking embarrassed. It's called a SNUGGIE for God's sake!
Incidentally, my apartment is plenty warm, thank you. NO SNUGGIES! Thank God Christmas is over. I think I dodged a warm and well-meaning bullet.